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You: THEY DON'T PLAY THIS SONG ON THE RADIO!
Stranger: huh
Stranger: that's strange
You: THEY DON'T SHOW THE TITS ON THE RADIO.
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: what song
You: It's a song.
You: Called.
You: Map of Tasmania by Amanda Palmer.
Stranger: of course you can't show tits on the radio
Stranger: you can't see
Stranger: duh
Stranger: damn you
You: DUH.
You: I SAY GROW THAT SHIT LIKE A JUNGLE.
You: GIVE THEM SOMETHING STRONG TO HOLD ONTO.
Stranger: YOU MUST BE ON YOUR IPOD
You: I'M NOT.
You: I DON'T HAVE ONE.
Stranger:JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
You: NEINNEINNEINNEINNEINNEINNEINNEINNEINNEINNEINNEINNEINNEINNEIN
Stranger: grow what like a jungle?
You: YOUR BUSH
Stranger: muhahahaha
Stranger: no.
Stranger: >:)
You: BUT.
Stranger: butz
You: SOFT AND SWEET AND SHAPED LIKE A TRIANGLE.
Stranger: nah
You: SOME GIRLS WANT NO SHAPE AND THEY SHAVE IT ALL.
Stranger: good
You: THAT'S SO WHACK, IT HURTS WITH THE STUBBLE.
You: WALKING 'ROUND AND LOOK LIKE AN EIGHT YEAR OLD.
Stranger: stop being a pussy
Stranger: you can handle it
You: STOP SHAVING YOURS.
Stranger: i don't
Stranger: i can't
Stranger: i don't have one, stupid
You: STOP SHAVING YOUR MAN BUSH.
Stranger: i don't
Stranger: i don't know how
Stranger: without cutting myself
You: Then don't shave it.
Stranger: it's hard to clean
You: It's weird when guys don't have body hair
Stranger: but it's hard to clean
Stranger: i hate it
You: SO!?
You: It's attractive.
Stranger: no
You: IF IT GET TOO BUSHY, YOU CAN TRIM.
You: Trim.
You: trimtrimtrimtrimtrim.
Stranger: nonononononononnononnononoonononoonononnnnnononnononononononono
You: buhuhuhuhuhuhuuhuhuh. :c
Stranger: hair is not attractive
Stranger: unless it's on you head
You: I have super short hair. D;
Stranger: i have longish hair
You: Sometimes long hair can be attractive on a boy.
Stranger: always
You: SOMETIMES.
Stranger: especially.... SYD BARRETT
You: LET ME SEE THIS PERSON.
Stranger: google him
You: MMMMF!
You: attractive. xD
Stranger: what?Stranger: are you a girl????Stranger: hahahahaYou: I AM.Stranger: wowStranger: hahahahaYou: did youYou: think i'm a man?You: xDStranger: mehStranger: you're so...Stranger: brashYou: i know.Stranger: syd barrett's from pink floydYou: oh. O:You: i like pink floyd, but not enough to know the people.Stranger: he has free mascaraYou: FREE MASCARA.Stranger: i have that sometimesStranger: you know like...Stranger: when your eyes look darkStranger: but you're not wearing mascaraYou: yeah. O:Stranger: it's the shadow of my hairStranger: and my curly eye lashesYou: i don't have a lot of hair. O:You: i just have awesome eye lashes.Stranger: but you're a girl -_-Stranger: you're supposed to have long hairStranger: nahStranger: jkYou: but i had a mohawk.You: and got tired of itStranger: O_OYou: and shaved it all off.Stranger: what.......................................Stranger: noYou: not like, bald.You: it's just short.Stranger: >:(Stranger: :''''''''''(Stranger:Stranger:Stranger:Stranger:You: i'm sorry!Stranger: heheStranger: long hair is kewlerStranger: thoughStranger: :"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""(You: i know. O:Stranger: my hair is kinda like syd barrett'sYou: yay!
Stranger: kinda!Stranger: he's dead nowStranger: :""""""""""(You: :cStranger: heyStranger: if you like pf, i'm sure you'd like...Stranger: KING CRIMSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You: rgfgchvvjmn jYou: hold onStranger: kYou: im' talking to 3o seconds to mars.Stranger: talking to?You: THE MAN.You: SHANNON.Stranger: really?Stranger: tell him he sucksStranger: jkYou: I FRIGHTENED HIM.Stranger: how?You: I was too crazy?Stranger: with your hairy minge?You: he said I was a little freaky.You: IT'S NOT HAIRYStranger: hahahahahaStranger: yes, it isYou: NO IT'S NOT!Stranger: like a pumpkin patchStranger: it's probably redStranger: right?You: IYou: AMYou: NOTYou: AYou: GINGERYou: I WOULD KILL MYSELF.Stranger: what?Stranger: that's meanYou: i'm sorry. :cStranger: ARE YOU A DUMB BLONDE?!?!?!?!?You: NO.Stranger: meeheeheeheeYou: I'M A FUCKING BRUNETTE.You: AND I'M SMART AS FUCK.Stranger: me tooStranger: bothStranger: you're also britishStranger: i'm americanYou: That I'm not, actually.You: I'm also American.Stranger: wut?!!??!?!??!?!??!You: YEAH, DUDE.Stranger: then how did you know what a minge wasYou: Word placement.You: I know things, too.You: I love British terms.Stranger: ME TOO!!!!!!!!!You: HOORAY!You: QUESTION.Stranger: kYou: How old are you?Stranger: ALMOST 17Stranger: wellStranger: in three months i will beStranger: july 6You: Kool! c:Stranger: ................hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...............You: what?You: O:Stranger: TELL ME HOW OLD YOU AREYou: I'M EIGHTEEN.Stranger: DAMMITStranger: ALWAYSStranger: every timeStranger: wthYou: I'M SORRY! :cStranger: huhStranger: noStranger: it's fineStranger: you paedophileYou: I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE.Stranger: i knowStranger: heheheheYou: YOU DO?You: you do!?*Stranger: heheheheheheStranger: heheheheheheheheheheYou: CREEEEEEEEEEEEEPStranger: noStranger: i'm not a creepStranger: >:)You: i was kidding. O:You: BUT NOW I'M NOT.Stranger: >>>>>>::::::::::)))))))))))Stranger: no seriouslyStranger: i don't even go anywhereYou: same here. :cStranger: i've met like 10 18 year old girls on hereStranger: whyYou: that sucks. :xStranger: no it doesn'tYou: i thought you were older.Stranger: that's because i'm a geniusStranger: 8)You: YOU ARE.You: You said brash.Stranger: so?You: And I jizzed because of itStranger: awStranger: awesomeYou: right?You: I loved it. xDStranger: mehStranger: yayStranger: i can give girls orgasm without even touching themYou: I mean, the newer generation makes me sick with their lack of intelligence.You: YOU CAN.Stranger: muhahahahahahahahaStranger: what a distractionStranger: during workYou: yeeees.Stranger: i meanStranger: that would suckYou: if i were at work, it would.Stranger: thank youStranger: for using subjunctive moodYou: you're welcome.Stranger: woohooStranger: heyStranger: it's likeStranger: hmYou: AIDs.You: at a birthday party.Stranger: you are the epitome of lazinessYou: i am.Stranger: hm??????Stranger: i mean what if i said that to some chickStranger: at workStranger: if i were a managerYou: that would beYou: irony. and mean.Stranger: she would comeStranger: in her knickersYou: that she would.Stranger: heheheheYou: you'd have to be silent at all times.You: and hide in a closet.Stranger: nooooooooooooooooooooooooStranger: HEYYou: HEYStranger: don't use that metaphorYou: FINE.You: a room.Stranger: hahahahaStranger: I'M NOT IN THE CLOSETStranger: i'm not gayYou: THANK GODS.Stranger: i'm not gayStranger: at allYou: YOU'RE NOT GAY.Stranger: like 0%Stranger: :"""""(You: LIKE. NEGATIVE 4532654432543264654646546543%Stranger: it's unfortunateYou: why for?Stranger: idkYou: HEYYou: DO YOU HAVE SKYPE?Stranger: nopeStranger: sorrowYou: ugh. :cStranger: you describe my thoughtsStranger: notStranger: we can'tStranger: anywayStranger: idkStranger: LISTENStranger: to king crimsonYou: LISTENING.Stranger: theyre godsYou: IN A MOMENT.Stranger: i'll send you some linksYou: kay!Stranger: so you hear their bestStranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhuG2hCJtskYou: Listening!Stranger: sehr gutStranger: right?You: sehr, sehr gut.You: Ja.Stranger: idk much more german than thatYou: Uhmmm.Stranger: saw reStranger: aye yam saw reYou: Ich spiele foosball.You: Nein.Stranger: you... don't like football?Stranger: neither do iStranger: it's pointlessYou: I don't play it.You: spiele is to playStranger: ohStranger: wellStranger: you're a girlYou: That I am.Stranger: and anyway, football sucks master ballsYou: that it does!Stranger: i hate sports!!!!!!You: SORTS!You: SPORTS*Stranger: hahaStranger: they're so mundane and frivolousYou: SHRIMP!You: AND WHITE WINE~Stranger: COCKtail sauceYou: you only have one peni????You: LET ME SEE IT.Stranger: huh?Stranger: i'm supposed to have oneStranger: why would i have more?You: i was quoting Xavier.You: I heard that motherfucker had like, thirty goddamn dicks.Stranger: from what show?Stranger: or what.You: Xavier Renegade Angel.Stranger: oh, i seeYou: yeeesStranger: cut off his extra onesStranger: he has no need for themYou: dude.You: he could fuck like, thirty girls at once.Stranger: noStranger: his penises would have to be super longStranger: to reachYou: SLENDERMAN.You: IS IN MY HOUSE.Stranger: woohooStranger: oh shitYou: i'm gonna die.Stranger: is he jacking off to pictures of brian peppers?You: he is.Stranger: oh shitStranger: waitStranger: that meansStranger: he wouldn't like youYou: BUT HE WANTS TO KILL ME.You: HEY.You: YOUYou: OUT THERE IN THE COLD.You: FEELING LONELY.Stranger: getting old?Stranger: can you feel me?Stranger: right?You: YES.Stranger: can't rememberStranger: sorryStranger: my suicidal friend just got backYou: it's okay. O:You: wait...You: what?Stranger: it's okStranger: don't worryStranger: i'll take care of itYou: CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING.Stranger: yeahYou: CANYou: WEYou: BEYou: BESTYou: FRIENDS?You: please?Stranger: my suicidal friend is my best friendStranger: saw reYou: can i be your...You: friend?Stranger: yeahYou: yay!You: can iYou: be youYou: yourYou: *You: facebook friend?Stranger: i don't have fb -_-You: WHAT.You: hm.You: tumblr?Stranger: nopeStranger: sorryStranger: :'(You: WHAT KIND OF WORLD DO YOU LIVE IN!?Stranger: it's better this wayYou: i...You: i just wanna be your friend. :cStranger: a secluded worldStranger: is what i live inYou: but...You: :cStranger: where do you live?You: tennessee.You: You, sir?Stranger: nebraskaYou: NEBRAAAAAAAAAAAASKA.You: skaYou: skaYou: skaYou: skaYou: oiYou: oiStranger: heyYou: oiYou: heyStranger: stopYou: sorry!Stranger: heyStranger: did you like the song?You: i did!You: :DStranger: yayStranger: lemme send you anotherYou: kay!Stranger: from their 1974 albumStranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WziHTTy_MCsYou: listening!Stranger: it's so badassYou: QUESTIONYou: what are you doing for Hitler's birthday?Stranger: hmStranger: i'll justStranger: draw swastikas around the schoolYou: YAY!Stranger: not muchYou: do it now.Stranger: i'm not at schoolYou: but today's his birthday...Stranger: i didn't know that!You: IT IS.Stranger: i don't give a shit about himStranger: hold onStranger: my friend just sent me a longass emailYou: kay.You: CAN I BE YOUR EMAIL PENPAL?You: PLEASE, GODS.Stranger: just a secYou: KAYStranger: i have enough 18 year old girls' email addressesYou: but...You: i'm the most badass one...You: EVARStranger: i knowStranger: butYou: THISYou: WASStranger: i never talk to them anywayYou: AYou: TRIUMOHStranger: i never talk to them anywayYou: TRIUMPH*Stranger: herStranger: i meanYou: but..You: :cYou: EVEN THOUGH YOU BROKE MY HEART AND KILLED ME.You: this cakes.You: cake*You: is such a lieStranger: i'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!Stranger: we can talk on hereStranger: for like 6 more hoursStranger: if you wantYou: for the rest of our lives?Stranger: for 6 hoursStranger: or soYou: BUT I WANT TO TALK TO YOU FOREVER.Stranger: i'm sorry, okay??????Stranger: heyYou: I'M CRYING.You: FOREVER.You: hey@You: !*Stranger: did you like that 2nd songYou: i did!Stranger: woohooStranger: hereStranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmN9QRWbregYou: i'm gonna give you a song.You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cegdR0GiJl4Stranger: just a secYou: kay!Stranger: i've already seen thisYou: REALLY?Stranger: yupStranger: just a secYou: Die Antwoord is my life.Stranger: whyStranger: it's just satireYou: Cos I love them. O:You: I dunno.Stranger: omgStranger: wtfYou: wat?Stranger: i just found out that my suicidal friend is younger than i am by 13 daysStranger: and she's a juniorStranger: i'm a sophomoreStranger: wtfYou: you didn't know this?Stranger: i never caredYou: oh. O:Stranger: wowStranger: what the hellStranger: ohStranger: we're both cancersStranger: coolStranger: even though that's irrelavantYou: i'm an aquarius. O:You: born in the year of the rooster.Stranger: kewlYou: not realllllly.Stranger: year of the dog up in this bitchYou: boo-yahYou: 1You: !*Stranger: i like dogsStranger: :)You: i like cats. O:Stranger: noooooooooooooooooooooooStranger: i'm allergic to catsStranger: !!!!!!!Stranger: fuckYou: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!Stranger: this won't workStranger: i'm allergic to most dogs tooYou: I LIKE FISH.You: likeYou: as pets.Stranger: i like the taste of fishStranger: salmonStranger: stuff like thatYou: yesStranger: 8)You: !!!Stranger: i'm half japaneseYou: i'm german. O:Stranger: me too ;)Stranger: like 12%Stranger: maybe moreStranger: not sureYou: i'm like, 100% german.Stranger: then why are you a brunette?Stranger: >:)You: BECAUSE MY FAMILY SUCKS.Stranger: brown hair is nice, thoughYou: I like having blond hair, though.Stranger: you dye it?You: i have before.You: i haven't bleached it in forever.Stranger: >:'(Stranger: i like all colorsStranger: *coloursYou: i like all of them.You: except for gingerStranger: do you think olive skin is hawtStranger: asianYou: yeeees.Stranger: hahahahahahaStranger: my skin is KINDA oliveStranger: not a lotYou: mine isYou: tannish.You: but not super tan cos it's just now spring.Stranger: hmStranger: are you a lesbianYou: Nope/You: I like men.You: a lot.Stranger: i was kiddingStranger: yeeshStranger: lol wutYou: what? xDStranger: men are disgustingYou: men are delicious.Stranger: nahStranger: women areYou: maybe it's cos you're a guy.You: and i'm a girl.Stranger: hahahahahahahaStranger: jajajajajajajajhajajajajajajajahajajajahajahajahajahajahjajajajajaYou: MY FRIEND IS TRYING TO KILL MY CAT.Stranger: O_OStranger: KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!You: BUT SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND.Stranger: ohYou: SHE SAID SHE'S NOT A MAN.Stranger: okokokokStranger: oopsStranger: sorry, maamYou: it's okay. xDStranger: heheheStranger: why.Stranger: why.Stranger: -__________________________________________________-You: WHY!?Stranger: -_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________OStranger: heeheeYou: -_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________-Stranger: you're doing it wrongStranger: it's like a screamerYou: I NEVER DO THINGS INCORRECTLY.Stranger: sureStranger: *SARCASMStranger: mujajajajajaYou: *BITCH SLAP*Stranger: heheStranger: I SWEAR TO RBERT FRIPPStranger: *ROBERTYou: DON'T DO ITStranger: THAT IS NOT ALLOWEDStranger: IN MY HOUSE, LUCYYou: YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED.Stranger: I AM RICKYStranger: MAKE ME SOME STEAKStranger: LUCYYou: YOU GOT SOME SPLAININ TO DO.Stranger: WOOHOOStranger: i'm so glad you got itYou: DUH!Stranger: :))))))))))))))))))Stranger: sooper smileYou: yayayayaya!You: HOW DO YOU FEELYou: ABOUTYou: CIGARETTES?Stranger: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHStranger: THEY'RE SO GOODStranger: LIGHT?Stranger: HEREYou: YES!!!!!!!!!1Stranger: okStranger: do you smoke irl/Stranger: irl?You: i do, sir.Stranger: i hope notStranger: noooooooooooooooooooooooYou: i'm smoking a fag right now.Stranger: dammitYou: i'm sorry. :cStranger: oh....... :'(You: i know. :cStranger: jeeziceYou: it's badStranger: you're killing yourselfYou: i knoe. :cYou: know*Stranger: smoke weed insteadStranger: please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You: I HATE WEED.Stranger: whatYou: i used to smoke it all the time.You: then i did shroomsYou: and now i get bad fucked up when i smoke weed.Stranger: dammit!Stranger: damned fagsYou: i know.:cYou: SICK PUPPIESStranger: noStranger: stopYou: stoppingStranger: my dog is sickYou: :cStranger: :"""""""""(Stranger: jkStranger: listenYou: i'm sorry. :cStranger: !!!!!!Stranger: HAHAYou: my favorite kitty is dead. ;cStranger: O_OStranger: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooStranger: it reminds me of that one storyStranger: about that ugly cat who fought other animalsStranger: and he died!!!!!!! :"""""""""""""(You: WHAT!?You: :cStranger: i think it's fakeStranger: you would cry if you read itStranger: i almost didStranger: i hate cats and i never cryYou: i know i would.:cStranger: but i almost didYou: i cried when i had to bury my cat. :cStranger: :"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""(You: my father made me do it by myself.Stranger: i'm so sorryYou: it's okay. c:Stranger: O_oStranger: okStranger: :(You: WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?Stranger: brownYou: i knew it.Stranger: yours?You: hazel. c:Stranger: niceStranger: i like all eyesYou: me too. c:You: i like faces.You: and collarbones.Stranger: me too!!!!!!!!Stranger: they're the most importantYou: they are!You: i like big lips on boys.Stranger: hahahaStranger: yo'd like meStranger: *YOU'DYou: I BET!Stranger: do you like black guys?Stranger: or not.You: not really. D:You: i hang out with them.Stranger: hahahahahaYou: but i'd never date one.Stranger: goodStranger: heheYou: MINDLESSYou: SELFYou: INDULGENCEStranger: waddya mean?You: SHOULDYou: IYou: TALKYou: SLOWERYou: LIKEYou: YOU'REYou: AYou: RETARD?You: SHOULYou: DYou: I TALKStranger: HEYYou: SLOWER LIKEYou: YOU'RE RETARDED?Stranger: SHUT UPYou: YOU STUPIDYou: MOTHERFUCKER.Stranger: SHUT THE FUCK UPYou: YOU STUPIDYou: MOTHERYou: FUCK.Stranger: BITCHYou: VUNTStranger: COCKSUCKERStranger: *CUNTYou: UNT*Stranger: HAHAYou: JFDSKAJFKSDHDSGHAStranger: *CUNTYou: JOU MA SE POES IN'N FISHPASTE JARYou: JOU MA SE POESStranger: I'VE NEVER HEARD A GIRL SAY CUNT BEFOREYou: I LOVE SAYING CUNTStranger: WHY?You: POES POES POES POESStranger: OHYou: IT'S FUNStranger: I SEEStranger: FUCK MY CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHYou: FUCK MY CUNT SUN.You: SON*Stranger: THAT'S WUTStranger: YEAHYou: SHE SAIDStranger: NOStranger: DOOOOOOODStranger: NOStranger: THE OFFICEStranger: IS BETTERYou: STEVEYou: CARRELYou: CARELLYou: WHATEVER.You: I'M BLACK.You: IYou: LOVEYou: LAMPYou: I'M NOT REALLY BLACK.You: I'M WHITE.Stranger: I KNOWStranger: BUT GUESS WHATStranger: BLACK GUYS LIKE WHITE GIRLSStranger: IT'S WEIRDYou: IT IS WEIRD.You: THEY LIKE FAT WHITE GIRLS.Stranger: NOStranger: HEYYou: THEY DON'T LIKE MEYou: HEYStranger: DON'T SAY THAT ABOUT MY FRIENDYou: I'M SORRYStranger: SHE'S NOT FATYou: SHE ISN'T.Stranger: SHE'S AVERAGEStranger: AND HAWTStranger: I'M TALKING ABOUT A DIFFERENT ONEYou: DOES SHE HAVE A BIG BUTT?Stranger: NOT THE SUICIDAL ONEStranger: NOStranger: SHE'S AVERAGEYou: AND BOOOBIES?Stranger: I SAIDStranger: YEAHYou: I'M AVERAGE.You: BUT I'M SMALL.You: WITH A NICE BUTT.Stranger: WHAT THE HELLYou: DICKSYou: AREYou: FORYou: MY FRIENDSStranger: CUNTSYou: POESStranger: DICKS GO IN PUSSIESStranger: NOT ASSESYou: FOK JOUStranger: THAT'S GROSSYou: THEY CAN GO IN BUTTS.Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOYou: MAYBE IT FEELS GOOD.You: I DON'T KNOW.Stranger: THAT IS DISGUSTINGYou: IT IS.Stranger: UGHStranger: SO GROSSYou: WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?You: I'VE BEEN DENIEDStranger: i dunnoYou: ALL THE BESTYou: ULTRASEXYou: yeah.Stranger: why?You: because of MSIStranger: how am i supposed to know what that meansYou: it means Mindless Self Indulgence.Stranger: ohYou: yuhhStranger: huhStranger: go find a guy like youStranger: and fuck himYou: i can't. :cStranger: WHY NOT?!?!?!?!?You: BECAUSE THERE ARE NO GUYS LIKE ME.You: THEY ALL HATE ME.Stranger: you remind me of my suicidal friendStranger: but i love herStranger: so it's okYou: yay?You: i'm not suicidal.Stranger: i knowYou: i used to be.Stranger: but your personalityStranger: whatYou: yeah. :lStranger: i feel sorry for girls in generalStranger: you know whyYou: why?Stranger: they have to sit down when they piss!!!!!!!!!!!!You: because we have so many standards to live up to?Stranger: and thatStranger: and many othersYou: I CAN STAND AND PEE, DUDE.You: so yeah.Stranger: like babies, periods, and GUYSYou: PERIODS.You: I DON'T HAVE THEM VERY OFTEN.Stranger: i'm too lazyStranger: so i say periodsStranger: instead of menstruation, ovulation, or whatever the fuckYou: DUDE.You: periods is easier.Stranger: i knowStranger: but it's so elementaryStranger: watsonYou: my dearYou: watsonYou: thatYou: was never said.Stranger: you take birth control pills?Stranger: whyYou: yeah.Stranger: you don't need themYou: why what?You: i really don't.Stranger: you said you don't have sex anywayYou: because i don't have them.You: i do.You: but guys don't like me.Stranger: that's because they're stupidYou: yeah. D:Stranger: are you pretty?You: and i'm unlikeable.You: i don't think i am.Stranger: then you probably areStranger: because girls are always wrongYou: I'M ALWAYS CORRECT.Stranger: heheYou: i just think i'm funny-looking.Stranger: do you wear glassesYou: nope.Stranger: hmStranger: do you have a long nose??????You: nope.Stranger: thin lips?You: sorta? nah.Stranger: invisible cheek bones?You: they're average.You: nah. xYou: xD*Stranger: i like cheek bonesYou: yeah.You: i don't know.Stranger: like when you smileStranger: and it's likeStranger: cuteYou: i have cute cheeks. O:Stranger: goodStranger: then guys are just dumbYou: i have adorable freckles on my shoulders!Stranger: guys are stupid!!!!!!You: sorta. xDStranger: lol wutStranger: yes they areYou: yeah. xDStranger: hahaStranger: i'm not stupidStranger: O_OStranger: ........You: you're not!You: :DStranger: sunStranger: dawderStranger: girlYou: dowdy kitchen manYou: I THINK ABOUT YOUYou: WHEN I MASTURBATEStranger: really?You: yesStranger: i'm sorryYou: xDYou: it's a songStranger: DAMMIT!Stranger: :"""""(You: Beat Boy by Die AntwoordYou: BUT I REALLY DOStranger: O_oStranger: you just met meYou: i knowStranger: have you been jacking off this entire timeYou: yes.Stranger: i haven'tStranger: i don't do it oftenStranger: i'm weirdStranger: for a guyYou: i did this morning.You: becauseYou: i was teased.You: and then he left.Stranger: what an assholeYou: right?Stranger: you're weirdYou: i am.Stranger: i do it like thrice a weekStranger: yeahYou: i used toYou: a lotYou: but not so much anymore.Stranger: it's a waste of timeYou: it isStranger: i wish i didn't have toStranger: but i don't have a gfStranger: and even if i didStranger: i wouldn't fuck herYou: why not?Stranger: because i'm too young for that shitYou: truthStranger: imoYou: i lost my v-card when i was your ageYou: D;Stranger: WHYStranger: lolStranger: v-cardYou: i dunno?Stranger: hahahahaYou: xDYou: VIRGINITYStranger: you fool!!!!You: getcho dick wet, sonStranger: i know thatStranger: dummyStranger: i know what a v-card isStranger: yeeshYou: i was just saying virginity.You: i sacrifice virginsStranger: O_OYou: and drink their bloodStranger: please don't kill meStranger: noooooooooooooooooooStranger: fuckYou: you're not a girlStranger: but you can't tell on guysStranger: i could lie to youYou: exactlyStranger: hahaStranger: you can't really tell for girls eitherYou: you canStranger: you can break your hymen by a lot of thingsYou: i kill small girlsStranger: NOYou: yesStranger: you can't even tellStranger: stopYou: neverStranger: so what if a girl's hymen is broken?Stranger: that doesn't mean she's had sexStranger: most likely, but not necessarilyStranger: -______-You: i kill virinsYou: virginsStranger: shuttupStranger: stopStranger: bullyYou: NEVARStranger: >:(Stranger: bitchStranger: i love youYou: IT'S TIT DIRTYou: T I TStranger: sureStranger: so your shirts are all dirtyYou: IT'S NOT MICKEY MOUSEYou: IT'S TIT DIRTStranger: go clean your shirtsStranger: thenYou: they are clean!Stranger: they have tit dirt on themYou: TIT DIRTStranger: OKOKOKOKStranger: THAT'S FUNNYStranger: becauseStranger: girls don't have that problemStranger: only fat guysYou: YEAH.You: like.You: guys withStranger: boobsYou: tourettesYou: or what ever.Stranger: guys with boobsStranger: hahahahahahahahaYou: YOU HAVE BOOBS!Stranger: SO....... FUNNY!!!...................Stranger: i do notStranger: i'm lankyStranger: kindaYou: I AM GOING TO KILL A VIRGIN.Stranger: how?Stranger: by fucking her?You: WITH MY BARE HANDSStranger: so hardStranger: that she diesStranger: with a giant dildoYou: YES.You: exactly like that.Stranger: a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE dildoYou: HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGEStranger: how longStranger: 10 feet?You: infinity feet longStranger: ouchYou: yes.Stranger: i'm not letting anyone put anything in my assStranger: EVERYou: GOOD.Stranger: never ever never everYou: wiat.You: waitYou: you have to get your prostate checked one day.Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOStranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKYou: i hear it feels good.Stranger: grosssssssssssssYou: makes you jizz like crazy.Stranger: that sucksYou: yeah.You: it's like your own secret g-spot.Stranger: :''''''(You: you'll survive it!Stranger: g-spot doesn't existYou: mine does.Stranger: yours is in your mindStranger: you hear sophisticated languageStranger: and it's likeYou: if my mind is in my vagina, it is.Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKYou: and then i jizz everywhere.You: SPUNKStranger: DON'T GET YOUR COMPUTER WETYou: TOO LATE.You: waitStranger: NOOOOOOYou: i don't do thatStranger: whatYou: i don't ejaculate.You: like pornstars.Stranger: i'm sure most girls don'tStranger: whateverYou: we all can.You: but we can't all do it. it takes a while to master it.Stranger: I KNOW, OKAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?Stranger: STOPYou: NOW.You: NOYou: YOU DON'TYou: I WILL NEVER STOP.Stranger: i know everythingYou: DO YOU KNOW WHAT A CLITORIS IS?Stranger: i am omniscientStranger: yes i doYou: good.Stranger: nowYou: frenulum.Stranger: i need to use the bathroomYou: GO.You: have fun!Stranger: brbYou: STOP JERKING OFF IN THERE.Stranger: i'm notStranger: i was pissingYou: JEEZ.You: i hope you flushed.Stranger: you can't have an erection and piss at the same timeYou: i've seen it happen.Stranger: i flushed and washed my handsYou: i have an erectionStranger: well, i was thinking about youYou: not really.You: BITCH.Stranger: and i was still able to pissStranger: haHAYou: I THREW UP WHILE YOU WERE PEEING COS I KNEW YOU WERE JACKING OFF.Stranger: i was notYou: don't fucking lie to me.Stranger: it takes me like half an hour to jack offYou: that's..You: nice?Stranger: idkYou: I WANT TO BE YOUR PENPALStranger: we can't............You: HYWEWRUEYEWREYou: WHYYou: ?Stranger: because i need to make real friendsStranger: if i don'tStranger: i will die aloneYou: FOREVERYou: ALONEStranger: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooYou: YOUYou: CAN MAKEYou: FRIENDS.You: LIKE MEStranger: i have 2 friendsStranger: and they're both girlsStranger: it sucksYou: make more friends.Stranger: guys don't talk to me because i'm such an assholeStranger: girls do for the same reasonYou: i'm an asshole and everyone talks to me anywayStranger: then how come no one wants to fuck youYou: because i'm not cute.You: or hotYou: or anything.Stranger: yes you areStranger: a lot of girls think they're uglyYou: how would you know?Stranger: but they're notYou: if i'm attractiveStranger: i dunnoYou: ?Stranger: i'm guessingYou: meheheheheh.Stranger: average weight=goodStranger: imoYou: mhm. c:Stranger: i don't like anorexic gilrsStranger: *GIRLSYou: they're gross. D:Stranger: i knowStranger: some girl in my home room weighs 90 poundsYou: BUHYou: i'm gonna punch her in half.Stranger: ouchStranger: don'tStranger: she's dumbStranger: but she's niceStranger: i guessYou: i still wanna punch her in halfStranger: guys think she's hotYou: that's gross.Stranger: she'd be hotter if she weighed like 20 more poundsYou: nice. xDStranger: and she's a stupid cheerleader >:(You: ew.You: cheerleaders are bitchesStranger: I KNOW!!!!!!!Stranger: why do guys think they're so hawt????Stranger: they are notYou: cos they wear skimpy clothing and shake their asses aroundStranger: that doesn't intrigue meYou: hold me like before.You: hold me like you used to.You: control me like you use to.Stranger: i've never held youYou: it's a songStranger: stop saying these things!!!!!!You: but i love them!Stranger: it sounds sadisticYou: sorta.Stranger: or masochisticYou: masochism is meYou: .Stranger: masochism is iYou: masochism is we?Stranger: we are masochism??????????????You: I AM HE AS HE IS WE.You: what?You: i am the walrus.Stranger: i'm cryingStranger: cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyYou: why?Stranger: HEYYou: HEYStranger: those are the lyricsStranger: !!!!!!!You: YEAHStranger: i am the eggmanStranger: eggsStranger: egsStranger: *EGGSStranger: taste goodYou: analyze and interpretStranger: unless they're human eggsYou: analyze and enterrrpetYou: analysles and interrr ebperStranger: lolYou: analllllyes and intttterrrpetStranger: literallyStranger: wutYou: anal sex and interhrlreStranger: are you doing?You: sort of quoting American History X.Stranger: therapistStranger: the rapistYou: analyseYou: anal eyesStranger: aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhStranger: fuckStranger: stopStranger: analyserYou: fiiiiiiiiiiiinYou: ejfdklaYou: kdfljsa;You: ireowuqYou: 3925Stranger: 9999Stranger: hpYou: 666Stranger: 999 mpYou: 666You: 666You: 666You: 666You: 666You: 666You: 666Stranger: my fav # 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O:Stranger: i can't danceYou: neither can i.You: just let go and be the music,Stranger: we can dance togetherYou: YES.Stranger: or we couldStranger: if we knew each otherYou: yeah.Stranger: how tall are you?You: 5'4"You: or 5'3"Stranger: i'm 5' 7.75"You: O:Stranger: is that shortYou: nah.Stranger: it's cos i'm asianStranger: i don't mindStranger: but i don't like taller girlsYou: i don't wanna be tallStranger: me neitherStranger: i don't want to intimidate peopleStranger: i do anywayYou: LUMPYou: SATYou: ALONEStranger: because i'm so angry all the timeYou: IN A BOGGYYou: MARSHYou: i rageYou: a klotYou: lot*You: why so angry?Stranger: cuz.............Stranger: waitStranger: just a secYou: waitingStranger: sorryStranger: my dumb girl friendYou: it's okay. xDStranger: friend who is a girlStranger: i meanYou: i know. xDStranger: she's hot, but she's not cool :"""""""""""""(You: how is she not cool?Stranger: she's not funnyStranger: or anythingStranger: she's a blondeStranger: y'knowYou: ew. :cStranger: mehYou: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvcohzJvviQStranger: heyStranger: i'm listening to echoes right nowStranger: i'm busyYou: FINEYou: PEACHESYou: COME FROMYou: A CANYou: THEY WERE PUT THEREYou: BY A MANStranger: i'll listen laterStranger: i'll keep it in another tabStranger: ANYWAYYou: YEAH.Stranger: i'm so angry because my mom is a bitch and i hate schoolYou: ohh. :cYou: i'm sorry. :cStranger: IT'S OKStranger: not nearly as bad as my suicidal friend, WHOM I LOVE MORE THAN ANYTHINGYou: I'M GLAD YOU LOVE THAT PERSON.You: I LOVE THEM TOOStranger: HERStranger: i told youStranger: i have 2 friendsYou: Ich liebe sieYou: Nein.You: Ich liebe...You: Ich liebe..You: Fok.Stranger: huhStranger: idk germanYou: Ich liebe dich.Stranger: pleaseStranger: you like dick and fuck?Stranger: wtfStranger: okYou: no.You: i said.You: I love you.Stranger: i'm sorryYou: cos i can't remember how to say.You: i love her.Stranger: i love you tooStranger: I LOVE YOUYou: ICH LIEBE DICH!Stranger: i knowStranger: that's itStranger: yupYou: BIG HANDS, I KNOW YOU'RE THE ONE.Stranger: i do have big handsStranger: strangeYou: I DO tooYou: and i have big feet. :cStranger: i have spindly fingersStranger: pianoStranger: but i dunno pianoYou: i wish i ouldYou: could*Stranger: i just know trumpet and bass guitarStranger: hbu???????You: i don't play any instrumentsStranger: :OStranger: D:<Stranger: ._.You: Butthole SurfersStranger: D:Stranger: wutStranger: grossStranger: vagina surfersYou: it's a band.Stranger: penis surfersYou: old punk.Stranger: i don't like punkStranger: i like PROGStranger: progprogprogYou: i like pgsYou: pogsStranger: me tooStranger: huh?You: pogs.You: heyYou: hey hey hey heyYou: i'm in loveYou: not with he or sheStranger: with whom?You: hey hey hey hey heyStranger: what?You: i'm singing a songStranger: did you have an eargasm when you listened to that one songYou: yes.Stranger: yayStranger: yeaStranger: my life is completeStranger: i meanStranger: noStranger: not overYou: DON'T DIE ON ME.Stranger: i won't!!!!!!!Stranger: no one sings me lullabiesYou: I'll sing you a lullaby.Stranger: and no one makes me close my eyesYou: the one from Chuck Palahniuk's book, LullabyStranger: and so i throw the windows wideStranger: and call to you across the skyYou: BUT I FLEW TOO HIGH!Stranger: hm???????Stranger: can you sing?You: NOT REALLYStranger: damnStranger: damn damnStranger: WHERE THE FUCK IS MARTYStranger: don't censor thisYou: CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON!Stranger: i'll say whatever the fuck i wantStranger: oooooooooYou: THERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE!You: LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REST!You: DON'T YOU CRY NO MORE!Stranger: i've heard that songYou: i love kansas.Stranger: i don'tStranger: heheYou: WHAT.You: BESTStranger: they're all rightYou: BANDYou: not really the bestStranger: king crimson is better than EVERYTHINGYou: is this the real life?You: is this just fantasy?Stranger: NONONONONONONONONOStranger: NONONONONOStranger: STOPYou: CAUGHT IN A LANDSLIDE.Stranger: SHUT UPYou: NO ESCAPE FROM REALITY!You: OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYESStranger: STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYou: LOOK UP TO THE GODDAMN SKIES.You: yeah.Stranger: LOOK UP TO THE SKIES AND SEEEEEEEEEEEYou: stopping now.Stranger: I'M JUST A POOR BOYYou: I WAS SOARING EVER HIIIGHER!You: BUT I FLEW TOO HIGH.Stranger: I NEED NO SYMPATHYStranger: BLAHYou: COSYou: I'M EASY COMEYou: EASY GOStranger: EASY CUM EASY GOYou: LITTLEYou: HIGHYou: LITTLE LOWStranger: LITTLE LOWYou: ANYWAY THE WIND BLOWSYou: DOESN'T REALLY MATTERYou: TO MEYou: TO ME.Stranger: ANY WAY THIS BITCH BLOWSYou: MOMA!You: JUST KILLED A MAN!You: PUT A GUN AGAINST HISYou: HEADStranger: put my dick inside his mouthYou: PULLED MY TRIGGERYou: NOW HE'S DEAD.Stranger: now he's deadYou: MAMA!Stranger: mammaStranger: life had just begunYou: DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY!You: NOStranger: waitYou: LIFE HAD JUST BEGUN!Stranger: oopsStranger: ohYou: BUT NOW I'VE GONE ANDYou: THROWN IT ALL AWAYYou: PLEASE MAKE IT STOP.Stranger: THROWN IT ALL AWAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYStranger: MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYou: I DON'T WANNA DIE!Stranger: DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRYYou: SOMETIMES WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL!Stranger: NONONOYou: STOP IT ALLYou: KANSASStranger: IF I'M NOT BACK AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROWStranger: CARRY ON CARRY ONYou: AS IF NOTYou: NOTHINGYou: REALLYStranger: AS IF NOTHING REALLY MATTEREDYou: MATTERSYou: MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYou: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!Stranger: NOYou: NOYou: GOOSBYWStranger: GOOD BYE EVERYBODYYou: GOODBYEYou: EVREYBODStranger: WAITYou: I'VE GOT TO GO!Stranger: TOO LATEYou: GOTTA LEAVE YOU ALL BEHINDStranger: MY TIME HAS CUMYou: AND FACE THE TRUTH.Stranger: SOMETHING SOMETHINGStranger: BODY'S ACHING ALL THE TIMEYou: SEND SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINEStranger: GOOD BYE EVERYBODYStranger: I'VE GOT TO GOOOOOOOYou: BODY'S ACHING ALL THE TIME!Stranger: GOTTA LEAVE YOU ALL BEHINDStranger: AND FECES THE TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUTHStranger: MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYou: DUST IN THE WIND!Stranger: ALL WE AREYou: EVERYTHING'S JUST DUST IN THE WINDStranger: IS DUST IN THE WINDYou: I CLOSE MY EYESYou: ONLY FOR A MOMENTYou: AND THE MOMENT'S GONEYou: ALL MY DREAMSYou: PASYou: BEFORE MY EYESYou: A CURIOUSITYYou: DUST IN THE WINDYou: ALL THEY ARE IS DUST IN THE WINDYou: SAME OLD SONGStranger: damnYou: JUST A DROP OF WATERYou: IN AN ENDLESS SEAYou: ALL WE DOStranger: i've heard that song like twiceYou: CRUMBLES TO THE GROUND THOUGH WE REFUSE TO SEEYou: DUST IN THE WINDYou: ALL WE ARE IS DUST IN THE WINDStranger: is fuckYou: OOOOHHHHHHHHH!Stranger: fuckYou: *VIOLINS**Stranger: i'm comingYou: *MORE VIOLINS*You: *LOTS MORE VIOLINS*Stranger: FUCK@!You: *VIOLINS FUCKING EACH OTHER MAKING VIOLAS*Stranger: I'M COMINGStranger: inside violasYou: *AND SOME ACOUSTIC GUITAR*You: NOWYou: DON'T HANG ONYou: NOTHING LASTS FOREVERStranger: HEYHEYHEYYou: BUT THE EARTH AND SKYStranger: HEYStranger: HEYYou: IT SLIPS AWAAAAYStranger: SNAP OUT OF ITYou: AND ALL YOUR MONEYStranger: I DUNNO THIS SONGStranger: I LIKE IT BUTYou: WON'T ANOTHER MINUTEYou: BUT DUST IN THE WINDStranger: IDK THE LYRICSStranger: HEYStranger: HEYYou: ALL WE ARE IS DUST IN THE WIND.Stranger: HEYStranger: HEYStranger: HEYYou: EVERYTHING IS DUST IN THE WINDStranger: HAYYou: THE WINDYou: KAYYou: IT'S OVER.You: OOOOOOOOH!You: *GUITAR*Stranger: ORGASMYou: I JUST SANG TO YOU.Stranger: YOU JUST ORGASMEDStranger: WTFYou: I DIDStranger: AGAIN?!?!?!?Stranger: DAMN!!!!!Stranger: DAYUMYou: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYou: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMStranger: BLACK PEOPLEStranger: HAHAHAHAStranger: SO SILLYYou: GUUUURRRRLYou: I BE SO FLY.Stranger: WUCHU DUINStranger: BISHYou: BEAT MY GUEST.You: ADAMYou: AND THE ANTSStranger: I WILL CUT YOUStranger: A SLICE OF CAKEStranger: HEREYou: THE CAKEYou: IS A LIEStranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOStranger: STOPStranger: MAKE IT STOPYou: BEAT MEYou: BEAT MEYou: BEAT ME OOOOOOH!You: OIOHHHHYou: OI OI OI OI OI OI OIStranger: OWYou: SO MUCH HAPPINESS BEHIND THESE TEARS.Stranger: I DON'T THINK SOStranger: WAITYou: BEAT ME OI OH.You: OI OHStranger: MAYBE I CANYou: OI OI OI OH.Stranger: NONONONOYou: BLACK AND BLUE, BABY I LOVE YOU.Stranger: I CAN'TYou: BEAT ME!Stranger: FINE, DAMMITYou: USE A CRICKET BATStranger: LOLYou: A GOOD BEATIN'S ANYWHERE IT'S AT!Stranger: WHATYou: MAKE ME BLEED!Stranger: ANYWHERE IT ISStranger: WHATStranger: UGHYou: BEAT ME!You: BEAT ME OI OH!Stranger: I LOVE BLOODYou: IT TASTES SO GOOD.You: AND IT'S SO HOT.You: LIKE, SEXY WISE.Stranger: AND WARMStranger: LITERALLYYou: ESPECIALLY COMING OUT OF A GUY'S NOSSE.You: NOSE*Stranger: WHOAYou: OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOHStranger: WUTYou: OIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOHYou: OHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOHStranger: HAHAStranger: WHAT?You: MUCHACHOS.You: I SANG AGAINStranger: WOOHOOStranger: I THOUGHT YOU WERE CLIMAXINGStranger: againYou: NO. xDStranger: does pain turn you onYou: YES.You: I LOVEYou: LIVIN' IN THE CITYYou: yes.You: it doesnYou: does*Stranger: likeStranger: wat kind?Stranger: *whatYou: like.You: biting.You: and spanking. xDStranger: aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhStranger: yummyYou: and having my hair pulled. O:Stranger: wutStranger: jkStranger: it's fineYou: it's hot. O:Stranger: I KNOWStranger: >:)You: I LOVE IT SO MUCH.You: jeez.Stranger: MAYBE THAT'S WHY GUYS DON'T LIKE YOUStranger: CUZ THEY DON'T UNDERSTANDYou: THEY DON'T.You: THE last guy i was with doesn't like being bitten or biting.Stranger: i don't like being bittenStranger: -______________________________________-Stranger: heheYou: WHAT.You: IT'S SO NICE.Stranger: i knoeStranger: dodStranger: doodStranger: i was kiddingStranger: actuallyStranger: no one bites meStranger: so i wouldn't knowYou: i'm so sorry! :cStranger: hahahahaStranger: it's goodYou: HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN TALKING!?Stranger: idkStranger: a few hoursYou: JEEEEEZUS.Stranger: does not existStranger: anymoreStranger: whatever...You: or evar.Stranger: evanStranger: tevanStranger: tevonStranger: i know a dude named tevonYou: DERON.Stranger: he plays trumpet and smokes weedYou: IDKDJFKDKLS;LDSJKRHEUFYou: we're gonna ride the racecars.You: we're gonna dance on fire.You: we're the girls le disko.Stranger: SNAP OUT OF ITYou: supersonic overdriveYou: WHY~!?Stranger: *PUNCH*Stranger: heheYou: *RIPS OFF YOUR DICK*Stranger: shut up, lucyYou: HAHAHAHAHAHAStranger: okYou: SHUT UP.Stranger: you're dead nowYou: IF WHAT THEY SAY IS TRUEYou: YOU'RE A BOY AND I'M A GIRLYou: I WILL NEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU.Stranger: sureYou: we're the girls le diskoYou: supersonic overdriveYou: gonna ride the racecarsYou: gonna dance on fire.Stranger: I WILL BITE YOU IF YOU DON'T STOPYou: we're the girls le diskoStranger: I HAVE STRONG TEETHYou: supersonic overdriveStranger: *CHOMP*You: WE'RE THE GIRLS LE DISKOYou: *PUNCH*Stranger: NOM NOMYou: HOW COULD I JUST LET YOU WALK AWAY?You: LET YOU LEAVE WITHOUT A TRACE?Stranger: YOU DIDN'TYou: I LOVEYou: POSTALYou: SERVICEStranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOYou: THIS IS A COVER, THOUGH.You: OF TAKE A LOOK AT ME NOW.Stranger: I KNEW YOU WOULD SAY THATStranger: FUCK........Stranger: I WILL FUCKING CHOMP OFF A PIECE OF YOUR NECKYou: I WILLYou: RIPYou: YOURStranger: NOM NOMYou: ESOPHAGUS OUT WITH MY TEETHYou: AND THEN EAT IT WHILE YOU QUICKLY DIEStranger: I WILL FUCKING EAT YOU ALIVEStranger: AND HAVE SOME APPLE JUICEYou: THAT SOUNDSYou: hotStranger: DEPENDSStranger: ON WHERE I STARTYou: PHIL COLLINS.You: WHEREVER YOU START, IT WILL BE HOT.Stranger: PETER GABRIEL IS BETTERYou: I'M BETTER.Stranger: THAN MOST GIRLSYou: NEVERYou: GONNAStranger: YESYou: GIVEYou: YOU UP!Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYou: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWNStranger: SHUT UPStranger: STOPStranger: STOPYou: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU!Stranger: I WON'T BITE YOUYou: RICK ASTLEY.You: IS MY MAN.You: xDStranger: STOP OR I WON'T BITE YOUStranger: I HAVE strong teethYou: STOPPING.Stranger: i will engage in an act of vampirismYou: WIE DE FOK DINK JY IS JY!?Stranger: i will eat your bloodStranger: and cut myselfStranger: and feed you some of my bloodStranger: in exchangeYou: Jou mal fok.Stranger: idk what that meansStranger: idk germanYou: I like it, though.You: It's not German. O:Stranger: ohStranger: oopsie daisieStranger: daisy chainYou: YAH.You: IT'S BETTER THAN GERMAN.Stranger: DAISY CHAINYou: IT'S AFRIKAANS.Stranger: LET'S HAVE A DAISY CHAINStranger: JKJKJKStranger: JKStranger: JKStranger: TOTALLY KIDDINGYou: JKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKStranger: fuckStranger: too many to countYou: I CAN FEEL IT.You: GROWING IN THE AIR TONIGHT.You: IS THAT HOW IT GOES?Stranger: huh???????????????????You: hold on.You: i can feelYou: coming in the air tonight!You: OH LOOOORD!You: I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR ALL MY LIFE.You: OH LORD.Stranger: don't fuck the christ lord!!!!!!!!Stranger: he will ditch youYou: CAN YOU FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT?You: OH LAWD?You: OH LAWD...Stranger: just like to maryStranger: no not reallyYou: I WAS SINGING YOU PHIL COLLINS!Stranger: wowStranger: he sounds like pervertStranger: jkStranger: i knowStranger: but peter gabriel is betterYou: I'M GONNA TYPE THE DRUMS IN A SEC.Stranger: LET'S SLEEP TOGETHERYou: WAIT FOR IT.Stranger: RIGHT NOWYou: OKAY.You: SLEEPING.Stranger: RELIEVE THE PRESSUREStranger: SOMEHOWStranger: SWITCH OFF THE FUTUREStranger: SLEEP FOREVERYou: LEMME DO THE DRUMSStranger: THIS IS YOUR ESCAPEYou: SOONYou: DOING THEM SOONYou: IN A MOMENTYou: ALMOST THERE!You: WE EVER MET!You: SO CLOSEYou: REASON WHYYou: SILENCEStranger: BURN ALL PRADA TRAINERSYou: YOU AND MEYou: SHOWYou: PAINYou: WOESYou: JFKFLDKGJELStranger: LEAVE HERE NOWYou: THAT'S THE DRUMS.You: RIGHT THERE.Stranger: IT'S OVERStranger: LET'S SLEEP TOGETHERStranger: RIGHT NOWYou: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISAAAAAAAAAA!Stranger: RELIEVE THE PRESSURE SOMEHOWStranger: SWITCH OFF THE FUTURE RIGHT NOWYou: OH HEY, LISAAH.Stranger: LET'S SLEEP FOREVERStranger: FOREVER FOREVERStranger: FOREVERStranger: FOREVER FOREVER FOREVERStranger: FOR EVERStranger: ZHU ZHU ZHU ZHU ZHU........You: PETSStranger: BEEP BOOPStranger: LISA IS A GUY????????You: NO.You: TOMMY WISEAU IS, THOUGH.Stranger: LISA IS TEARING HIM APART?Stranger: WITH WHAT? A STRAP ON?????You: NEVERYou: GONNAYou: TELLYou: AYou: LIEYou: ANDYou: HURTYou: YOUStranger: BEEP BOOPStranger: TIKITIKITIKITIKITIKTIKPOWStranger: SHITYou: I'M RICKROLLING MY FIRIEND.Stranger: NVMYou: HATFEWJHAFDSAJKFJDSYou: WHAT?You: JEWYou: JEWStranger: BAH BAH BAHYou: JEWYou: JEWYou: JEWYou: JEWYou: JEWYou: JEWStranger: I'M AN ATHEISTYou: JEWYou: JEWYou: JEWYou: JEWYou: JEWYou: JEWYou: JEWYou: JEWYou: JEWYou: JEWYou: JEWYou: JEWYou: JEWYou: EJWYou: EJYou: WJEYou: WJEYou: WJEYou: WEJYou: WJEYou: WJStranger: I'M AN ATHEIST, YOU CUNTYou: EWJYou: EWYou: JYou: EWYou: JEWYou: JEWYou: JEWYou: JEWYou: JEWYou: JEWYou: EWYou: SIEG HEIL!Stranger: GO SHOVE A CURLING IRON UP YOUR VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!!!Stranger: bitchYou: THAT'S HOT.Stranger: EXTREMELYStranger: MELTINGYou: HARDEEHARHAR'Stranger: HEYStranger: SHUT UPStranger: OR I WILL LEAVE YOUR HAIR ALONEYou: I'M CALLING MY MOM.Stranger: WHYYou: COS I LOVE HER.You: NOT REALLY.Stranger: OH, SHITStranger: DO YOU LIKE BEING TIED DOWNYou: I DON'T KNOW.Stranger: HEHEYou: HA HA HAHAHA FUCKING HA.Stranger: WANNA FIND OUT?!?!?!?!?????????????????You: KAY!You: I HAVE A QUESTIONYou: JASONStranger: YEAH???????You: DO YOU HAVE A CELLULAR DEVICE WITH TEXTUAL ABILITIES?Stranger: YESStranger: BUT PLEASEStranger: WE CAN'TYou: FINE.You: I SEE HOW IT IS.You: I JUST.Stranger: i love youStranger: butYou: I CAN'T STAY ON MUCH LONGER.You: I LOVE YOU.Stranger: it's better this wayYou: BUT. :cStranger: i'm sorryStranger: :""""""""""(You: IT'SYou: okay.Stranger: maybeStranger: where are you going?You: probably my house.You: cos i haven't been home in like, month and a half.Stranger: where are you now?You: my other house.You: my home.You: i haven't been to my mother's house.Stranger: you don't like her, you saidYou: i know.You: but it's her birthday tomorrow.You: and there's gonna be a party.Stranger: party??????You: mhm.You: a party.Stranger: people still do that at that age?????????????You: yeeees.You: at least, my family doesStranger: hahahahahahaYou: cosYou: we're drunkards.Stranger: O_OStranger: are you?You: nah.You: i don't drink a lot.You: BUT I WANT YOU TO BE MY BEST FRIEND.You: even if i'm not yours.You: please?You: :cStranger: yesYou: i....You: i wanna.You: do bad things to you. xDYou: kidding.You: it's a song.You: i wanna give you my number.Stranger: don'tYou: and let you decide whether or not to text me.You: WHYYou: EIGH.You: EIGHT.Stranger: you can give me your email addreddYou: kay.Stranger: *ADDRESSYou: the_canadian_gangster@yahoo.comYou: fo' realsies, yo.Stranger: you're canadian??????????You: nah.Stranger: are you a gangster???????You: HELL YES.You: EMAIL ME.Stranger: no i meanStranger: are you a real one??????You: NO.You: no*Stranger: sehr gutYou: ja, ja.Stranger: I'M PROUD OF YOUYou: i'm glad!Stranger: i wish you could stop smokingStranger: :"""""""(You: i do too. D;Stranger: damnStranger: where's martyYou: i...You: i shot him.You: :cStranger: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!You: I'M SO FUCKING SORRY!Stranger: lolStranger: you're so fucking hornyYou: I'M NOT.Stranger: jajajajajaStranger: yes you areStranger: i'm not, thoughStranger: too badYou: I'M notYou: heyYou: email me.Stranger: somedayYou: with this entire conversation.You: NO.You: NOW.You: PLEASE, GODS.Stranger: what gods?You: EXACTLY.Stranger: noneStranger: you want me to email you this entire convo?????You: YES.You: so i know it's you.Stranger: that would take like 2 days to processYou: naaaah.Stranger: and why wouldn't it be me?You: because.You: fine.You: send me an emailllll....You: saying,You: something.You: INSANEKWARSDA.Stranger: okStranger: i'll cpy paste this convoStranger: *COPYStranger: damnYou: YAYYAYAYAYAA!You: I'Ll wait for it.You: .for forever.You: buy.Stranger: heyYou: i don't know what i was about to say.You: hey.Stranger: i'm doing itStranger: just waitYou: WAITING.Stranger: thereYou: I GOT IT.You: :DYou: STUBBLEFIELD.Stranger: reply!!!!!!!!!Stranger: stop making fun of meYou: i'm not. :cStranger: what's your last name!!!!!!!!!You: HEARNStranger: HOW IS IT PRONOUNCEDYou: HURN.Stranger: HEHEYou: ACTUALLY.You: MY FULL NAME ISYou: MARISSA PISSEDOFF KONTRABANDISTA.Stranger: OH, SHIT!!!!!!You: BE JEALOUS, SON!You: DUDE.You: I HAVE TO GET OFF OF HERE.You: SOONISH.Stranger: YOU'RE A PAEDOPHILEStranger: heheYou: YEAH.Stranger: mehStranger: it's all rightYou: I REAlly do have to go now. :cStranger: okYou: my friend is being a dick and doesn't awant me on his computer anymore. :cYou: I LOVE YOUStranger: i might not be able to email you oftenYou: I WILL SPAM YOU WITH EMAILS FOREVRE.Stranger: i love you tooStranger: noYou: :DStranger: don't do thatStranger: damn you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You: fine.You: i won't.Stranger: it's ojStranger: *OKYou: ICH LIEBE DICH.Stranger: i love you tooYou: CHUSSE!Stranger: idkStranger: sorryYou: bye. xPYou: <3Stranger: byeStranger: <3You have disconnected. or send us feedbackWas this conversation great? Download the log!